This week The Daily Telegraph has printed two articles pointing out some of the heinous denim crimes commited by men. Celia Walden started it off by using high profile examples such as Simon Cowell, Tony Blair and Prince William to suggest that a large proportion of men (especially those over 45) haven’t got a clue when it comes to jeans. Her colleague Fashion Director, Hilary Alexander then picked up the thread and extended it to include guys wearing jeans that are either too baggy or too tight. If you are male and unsure about denim then then do yourself a favour – play it safe and don’t wear anything too skinny, baggy, faded, ripped, embellished or fashionable.