Mariah: Waaaaaait Nick! Those Mr. Paparazzis wanna get another shot of my fantastical posterior in my 7 For All Mankind Gummy Super Skinny Gwenevere Leggings for all of my little lamb fans!
Man: Smile pretty Mariah and look at the camera.
Mariah: I am smiling pretty but I have just got to make sure these J Brand Light-Weight Denim Leggings are looking as good as these fabulous curvy stems I am standing on!
Q. What is the moral of the story kids? A. If it’s not tight Ms. Mariah is not about it!