According to The Sun Britney Spear’s father has ordered her bodyguards not to let her leave the house without any underwear on. It’s a shame he doesn’t extend this control to the rest of her clothes and hair as well, because from the look of her I would guess that she doesn’t own a mirror, or if she does she doesn’t bother to use it. On most people a good pair of 7 For All Mankind denim shorts look great in summer, but they are failing to work their magic on Britney.
It’s because her thighs and calves are so damn fat!
It's because her thighs and calves are so damn fat!
It's because her thighs and calves are so damn fat!