Miley Cyrus in Jet by John Eshaya Jeans miley-cyrus-jet-jeans-jt1.jpg

Does anyone care that Miley Cyrus did an air guitar style fake lesbian kiss at the age of 17 for shock value on TV in the UK? I didn’t think so. Why the heck am I even talking about her non-kiss?

Here’s Miley Poo arriving to the Mayfair Hotel in London wearing a pair of Jet by John Eshaya Acid Repair Jeans in Black.