Baller Jeans: Because Sometimes You Have To Itch.... banner2.jpg

Laugh with me now people…. I will let them explain straight from their website:

Rare are the moments that genius is realized…. The leader of the pack… his name is Zak… (and no… this is not a rap.) Zak is the founder and innovator of Baller Jeans. In true genius form, Zak was attempting to discretely scratch and adjust himself without the need to draw attention to his covert activities. Let’s just say Zak is not exactly subtle in such activities. Alas, a discussion about his activities takes place involving the whole family. It was in that moment of laughter and comments filling the air that Zak had his breakthrough…

Why not have a glove for a pocket! It was this simple idea that turned a teenager into a fashion innovator. Baller Jeans was born.

Our philosophy is simple, we innovate fashion by using the finest materials, building in utility, and keeping it comfortable where it counts. This is only the beginning.

Baller Jeans have gloved pockets. Quality, comfort and next level style with a twist. The interior of the front pockets are in the shape of a comfortable glove so you can get in there when you need to…. Or when she needs to.

Baller Jeans
Fashion Innovators.

I’m sorry but the only comment I have is, “Ewwwwww!! Now their pockets will smell like sweaty balls. GROSS!”

Guys let me know if you think these are a great idea PLEASE! I’m dying to know! For now this remains in my What Were They Thinking? file. If you are interested in these jeans they are available between $99 and $149 here.

12 COMMENTS

  1. As the first guy to comment, i say that this is clearly a silly idea. Whether the pocket is shaped like a glove or not – people are still going to see you repositioning your junk!

    As for how these jeans look style wise – i think i saw fat joe wearing jeans similar to these in a music video from like 5 YEARS ago!

    Seriously, what were they thinking?

  2. As the first guy to comment, i say that this is clearly a silly idea. Whether the pocket is shaped like a glove or not – people are still going to see you repositioning your junk!

    As for how these jeans look style wise – i think i saw fat joe wearing jeans similar to these in a music video from like 5 YEARS ago!

    Seriously, what were they thinking?

  3. When playing Stanley Kowalski in Streetcar named Desire Marlon Brando had the linings cut out of the pockets of his 501’s so that Stan could fondle his junk as he was taunting Blanche.

    “Stellaaaaaa!”

  4. Ummmmm….what happens to stuff like…say…loose change…when it falls into the fingers of the glove.
    With all the rumaging around that will surely be involved, it’ll look even more obvious than simply adjusting your junk.

  5. When playing Stanley Kowalski in Streetcar named Desire Marlon Brando had the linings cut out of the pockets of his 501's so that Stan could fondle his junk as he was taunting Blanche.

    “Stellaaaaaa!”

  6. Ummmmm….what happens to stuff like…say…loose change…when it falls into the fingers of the glove.

    With all the rumaging around that will surely be involved, it'll look even more obvious than simply adjusting your junk.

  7. Have you seen their website? What are Danville folk doing making clothes for “urban” males? For real?

  8. Have you seen their website? What are Danville folk doing making clothes for “urban” males? For real?

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