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Just because you have a smart (phone) idea doesn’t mean you can just go ahead and implant this “genius” on the first pair of jeans you see. I mean, I kinda think it’s so passé to use special “holders” for phones anyway. I HATED those plastic belt bags we used to get for our phones when they first come out… they looked more like a medical appliance! So, these guys just added a little plastic to some dark wash no style jeans and want to sell those for like $165? Bzzzzt! No. Doesn’t work that way.

If you MUST have a phone holder like this, then please give us some stylish jeans to go with it, and it might actually convince me to change my mind and get a pair IN SPITE of this plastic holder attached. Maybe I could use this for storing my tissue paper or lipstick?

BUT – just not to say that I am not fair and all that, here is what Alphyn Industries has to say about its jeans:

“We launched a new line of premium denim, which will revolutionize the way consumers interact with their smartphones. The Delta415 Premium Jeans are made of advanced materials designed to improve 21st century urban lifestyle. The stylishly intuitive smart jean is the latest product in the WEARCOM™ line. The WEARCOM™ technology gives the wearer the ability to use a smart device within the garment without physically holding it”.

Oh, yeah!? You’re going to have to be a contortionist to see the screen while your iPhone is attached to your thigh. And the bad guys in the subway won’t have to look too hard to see who’s carrying a brand spanking new iPhone.

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